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2019 Movies That Would Be Better with Farts In Them

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There was a lot to like in 2019’s batch of innovative and exciting films. But something important was missing. Heinie hiccups. Steamers. Duck calls make everything (except for a long car trip) deeper and more complex.

Ad Astra

Ad Astra has a strong sci-fi concept and lots of Brad Pitt voiceovers. Is it about searching for God in an indifferent world? Or was it about me, an indifferent viewer, trying not to fall asleep.

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

The problem with Mr. Rogers in this movie is that he is too perfect. Are we supposed to believe he’s human? Humans wipe their boogers on other people’s coats, start wars, and bully each other on the internet.

Fighting With My Family

This movie is about wrestling and family. I don’t know much about wrestling, but I know a lot about family. And families frump. Constantly.

Toy Story 4

Pixar has revealed a lot of things about the previously hidden world of toys. We’ve seen them afraid. We’ve seen them proud. We’ve seen them loyal and loving. Many of our questions have been answered.

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