Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com
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Photo of a girl with bangs who isn’t me by Morgan Lane on Unsplash

Has this ever worked for anyone?

  1. I thought it would make me look mysterious and interesting.
  2. I am in possession of a forehead so large I have to tilt my head downward if folks want to see where my hairline begins. When I pull my hair into a tight ponytail I look bald.


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Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Yes, I stole this concept from Roz Warren. Thanks, Roz. 👍


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Photo by Jakob Owens on Unsplash

That old Christmas codger shouldn’t be the boss of us.


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Photo by Andy Holmes on Unsplash

Why do wishes always come at a price?



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image by author

How Bridget Bailey McQuinn finally lost contact with Earth despite all her best efforts.


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Photo by Joanna Kosinska on Unsplash

A tale of glitter and woe.


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Photo by Stefano Alemani on Unsplash

I don’t know why we scheduled it that way, but we did.


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graphic by author

Halloween 2020 doesn’t have to be a total bust.

Summon a (mask wearing) demon


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art by author

Nextdoor posts from the End Times.

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