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Somewhere in Hawaii, PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

A List of Things You Can Do While Waiting For The Doctor To Call Back With Your Results

Not based on personal experience

BTW, if you’re out there Brienna and you happened upon this article while waiting for a call from your doctor, there are a few things you should know:

  • I can still fit in my prom dress
  • I live in a mansion with a swimming pool and a roller skating rink
  • I do brunch with Emma Thompson every third Saturday when she’s in town
  • I finally figured out how to pronounce “erroneous”.

So there.

Sarah is a freelancer who exists on twitter and instagram and redbubble. If you liked this, you might like this (partner) story:

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