An Assortment of Rather Dull Things You Didn’t Want to Know About Me
And might have already known.
#1 - I only participate in trends when I can be late to them.
Hi Kyrie Gray & Jodi Tandet & Bebe Nicholson! Here it is. A list of various facts about me. You guys were so nice to tag me and yes, I was very slow to respond with my entry, but here it is! Whatever mean thoughts you were thinking about me, you can put them gently back in the drawer for the next time you need them.
(Please do not write these facts down in a notebook and sprinkle it with blood then show up at my apartment 10 years later muttering strange incantations. Thank you.)
#2 — Sometimes I worry I might be allergic to otters.
It’s not that I’m likely to come into close and frequent enough contact with otters for this to be an issue, however the thought of it haunts me. I am allergic to cats and dogs and pollen and weeds and dust and deadlines, so there’s a good chance I might also be allergic to otters. WHY GOD, WHY?
