A real photo of real turtles without horns. PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

Animals That Should Have Horns

A list.

Elephants.

I know elephants already have tusks, but imagine if they had tusks AND horns. They’d pretty much be the most epic animals that ever epicked.

Bunnies.

Bunnies should have horns, but the horns should be small and adorable.