Graphic by Sarah

Awards for the best body parts.

This body part gets a trophy! And this body part gets a trophy!

[insert Oprah gif]

I know it’s easy to get overwhelmed and horrified by all the news out there these days. Sometimes you just want to hide beneath a blanket with your teddy bear and a big bag of spicy tacos. I relate, really I do, but I’m going to need you to forget all of that…