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…cleaning your bathroom more than twice a year with REAL cleaning supplies purchased from the store (a dry piece of toilet paper doesn’t count).

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Sarah Lofgren

Sarah Lofgren

Mar 25, 2019·1 min read

dammit. 😦

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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