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Don’t Break the Chain
Pass this letter on, and all your dreams will come true. Refuse, and…
Hello stranger. Today is you’re lucky day. Forward this letter to one person and soon you will reeceive amazing news that you’re big dream has come true. But Theres a catch. Don’t send the letter, something really, Really terrible will happen. Don’t break the chain.
Reader,
Does it feel like you never get ahead, no matter how many hours you work? TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. This is a magic letter with the power to grant extreme wealth. You can pass the hours on your yacht sipping alcoholic beverages. With a tiny umbrella? Hell yes, with a tiny umbrella! When you drink too much and get sick, you’ll have so much money you can pay people to throw up for you.
This is the life you deserve and all you have to do is forward this letter to one person.
But, if you don’t, a poisonous snake will swim up through the toilet while you’re pooping and bite you on the ass. Don’t break the chain.
Dear Ann,
I hope this letter finds you well.
Wild what happened to Shirley, right? It must have seemed like an amazing stroke of luck when her long-lost, great, great uncle twice removed died, leaving her a massive inheritance. Ha, ha. That…
