Exciting Job Opportunities for Those Lazy, Arctic Animals
Now that we’re drilling Alaska, they can finally earn their keeps.
3 min readAug 17, 2020
The Interior Secretary has finally given the green light to companies eager to suck the oil out of Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. For years that oil has just been sitting there, unextracted, like a greasy tease. Granola crunchers and Prius…