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Fall in Love! A Totally Not Creepy Singles Event!

Hey there, Lonely-Hearted, Single Cupcake! Is it too quiet sitting by yourself on that plate? Are you looking for your swirl of frosting? (Or, sprinkling of sprinkles, if that’s more to your taste.)

I bet you’re tired of doing laundry for one. I bet your socks would love to tangle themselves up in someone else’s undershirts.