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How I conned 1k normal and decent readers into following me on Medium

And one or two psychos.

Gather around, friends. Let me tell you the tale of how I, a distractible writer with an addiction to books, cheese and fart jokes suckered 1k people into following me on Medium.

Are you comfortable? Here, drape this blanket around your shoulders. Drink deeply from this box of wine…