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How to Floss Your Teeth With Water and Not Drown

Because I definitely know how to do that. Definitely.

One of the things that happens as you get older is you begin adding steps to your nighttime routine. When I was young I’d plop into bed with my face unwashed and still covered in makeup, my teeth having only made contact with a toothbrush for 20 seconds max. Now I’m older and my bones…

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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Sarah Lofgren

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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