(BTW — this isn’t a picture of the chair I’m talking about. I’m sure this chair is perfectly fine. It’s only being used for stock photo purposes. Please do not send any hate mail to this chair.) Photo by Dillon Mangum on Unsplash

I Might Be Dying and It’s This Chair’s Fault

not literally dying, but an equivalent level of pain, emotionally speaking

I got the smart idea to buy a new office chair, because my old chair was roughly 800 years old and made my butt feel like a bowling ball bouncing across a brick floor. When one has an uncomfortable chair, one tends to do most of one’s writing in other places, like…