Colorado, PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

I’m Still Not Convinced You Aren’t a Bed Bug

Don’t interrupt

I know you’ll say the same thing you always say.

We’ve talked about this before.

“How could I be a bed bug?” you ask. “Are bed bugs swathed in the latest from Zac Posen? Do bed bugs drench themselves in Chanel no 5 and meet you for brunch on the first Saturday of each month, always ordering the beignets? How…