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Itinerary for a Quarantine Pub Crawl

Explore the exotic world of your apartment!

Some bars are open, but there’s no way I’m trading my health for a spin on a sticky barstool and a whisky mac. My luck is such that, the moment I crossed the threshold of the local Spotted Duck and Horse, at least ten different coronavirus nerf balls would affix themselves to my face and I’d die instantly. These times were made…