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My Billion Dollar Idea: Clown Sharks

Listen up, Hollywood!

I’ve long wanted to get my hands on some of the cash and self respect that comes with being a tinsel town heavy hitter. Sure I’d make a great actor or costume designer (store brand toilet paper should work fine for the next mummy movie, right?) but if I want to get the mega big bucks, I’m going to need to write a screenplay.

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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Sarah Lofgren

Sarah Lofgren

Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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