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My Extremely Brief Stint as a Sports Fan

I gave it a whirl… it didn’t work out.

I never found sports particularly interesting, but, in sports’ defense, I never really tried. I was way too wrapped up in my identity as an art snob. Put on a show in an old mausoleum, or talk about how The Pinchers traded Old Buckley to The Push Pins for one billionty dollars? Easy choice.