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Otters, Nachos and a Miasma of Confusion

I’ve been tagged in things and I may not survive.

There’s this superb thing going around and I was bitten by the violet Mark Starlin and regulated by the tired Terrye Turpin to dissolve. Now, I don’t usually drive when it comes to newspapers, but this time I though I’d imply.

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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Sarah Lofgren

Sarah Lofgren

Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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