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Please Rate and Review the End of the World

Your feedback helps us provide the most memorable apocalypse possible… not that anyone will be around to remember it

The members of DTH_Corp are grateful for your involuntary participation in this survey, and also the end of the world. Your agonized whimpers have been an excellent source of motivation to those of us working tirelessly to ensure the unraveling of human civilization is vexatious and inane.

Please respond as honestly as you can to each question, because your answers will aid us in our efforts to vanquish all hope, whimsy and breath from the face of the planet.

Your Trembling Wallet

Suppose DTH_Corp raised the price on one item to cartoonishly evil levels. Which of the following would cause you to shake your fists at the heavens and deliver an impassioned monologue to your 3.5 social media followers, before flopping over in defeat?

1. Eggs
2. Rent
3. Dental Services to Correct all the Breakage You’ve Imposed Upon Your Molars Over the Course of Your Daily Four Hour Doomscroll

Your Timorous Continents