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Main Street - Tokyo Disney, PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

Shopping for a Fanny Pack

What’s the going price for my loss of dignity?

My arms have important things to do. My shoulders are old and tired. It’s time to fully embrace my oldness and wrap a pouch around my expanding gut. It’s time to look less like Jane Birkin and more like one of those mules people ride up and down the Grand Canyon. If I had a kid, this would be the point at which they began to question my sanity. The point at which I was no longer allowed to talk to their friends.

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Photo by Thomas Kelley on Unsplash

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