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Sorry Folks. The Well is Dry.

This is what you’re getting.

It’s that time of the week! It’s time for me to write something really, really funny and insightful. Preferably with a cute animal in the title and also some commentary on modern office culture. Or something feminist that is a little edgy, but not edgy enough to make the hoards of internet troll dudes come after me on twitter and yell at me about MEN’S RIGHTS and…