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The Lion King was Alright, but I Kinda Wish it had Taken More Risks.

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Anyone else ever watch a movie and think, “Hey, that’s alright, but I’d really like to throw some more spices in the blender?” That was my experience when I took a stroll down nostalgia row at the cineplex last week and stared down all the leo-shaped remembrances on display.