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Various Situations and Whether or Not I Would Consider Resorting to Cannibalism

It’s important to work these things out ahead of time.

Sure there are folks out there who might think this post is in bad taste. They probably want to chew me out for writing something so unappetizing. I get it! I’m fed up with dumb cannibalism jokes, too.

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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Engaged in inadvisable wordsmitheries and other creative acts. http://sarahlofgren.com

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