Seattle Center, PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

What I Imagine Being A Heat-Loving, Deranged Weirdo Is Like

It’s hot. It’s too hot. And there are a lot of sane folks out here, sweating and swearing and complaining our guts out on social media like God intended.

However, as the earth emoji is gradually replaced by a flame emoji, the true maniacs emerge, smiles pasted across their faces and sweatshirts…