New York. PHOTO: Sarah Lofgren

Why Don’t You Get Down From That Stage, Little Lady.

Here, I’ll give you a hand.

What? Stop looking at me like that.

Sure, it doesn’t fit with your convenient, PC narrative, but the truth of the matter is that growing up as a porcelain doll-handed, pile of cookie butter and petticoats doesn’t give a person the rough-hewn, life experience required to stand up on a stage and hate…